Bye.

здесь был Вася

сидел я тут, сидел....и меня осенило, что я сижу один и говорю сам с собой ))

2011 г

base-2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system

http://ka.wikipedia.org/wiki/თვლის_ორობითი_სისტემა

თვლის ორობითი სისტემა, თვლის სისტემა, რომელიც აგებულია პოზიციურ პრინციპზე 2-ის ფუძით. ამ სისტემაში იყენებენ მხოლოდ ორ ნიშანს - ციფრებს 0 და 1; აქაც, ისევე როგორც ყოველ პოზიციურ სისტემაში, ციფრის მნიშვნელობა დამატებით დამოკიდებულია მის მიერ დაკავებულ ადგილზე. რიცხვი 2 ითვლება მეორე თანრიგის ერთეულად და ჩაიწერება ასე: 10 (იკითხება: „ერთი, ნული“). შემდეგი თანრიგის ყოველი ერთული ორჯერ მეტია წინაზე, ე. ი. ეს ერთეულები ადგენენ რიცხვთა მიმდევრობას: 2, 4, 8, 16, ..., 2n, ... იმისათვის, რომ ათობით სისტემაში ჩაწერილი რიცხვი ჩაიწეროს ორობით სისტემაში, მას მიმდევრობით ყოფენ 2-ზე და მიღებულ ნაშთებს (0 და 1) ჩაწერენ რიგით ბოლოდან პირველისაკენ. მაგ., 27=13x2+1; 13=6x2+1; 6=3x2+1; 1=0x2+1; ამრიგად 27-ის ორობითი ჩაწერა იქნება 11011.

Time Bandits (1981)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vQ6y5gyoM

Tastes like chicken

Positive

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I LIKE IKE

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House of Small Cubes?

The only good indian is a dead indian

1408
Art Pupil
Bag of Bones?
Boogeyman
Carrie/Carrie II (Rage)
Cat's Eye
Children of the Corn/II/III/IV/V/VI/VII/VIII
Christine
Creepshow/Creepshow II
Cujo
Dark Half
Dead Zone
Desperation
Diary Of Ellen Rimbauer
Dolan's Cadillac?
Dolores Claiborne
Dreamcatcher
Firestarter
Ghosts !
Golden Years
Graveyard Shift
Green Mile
Hearts in Atlantis
It
Langoliers
Lawnmower Man
Mangler/Mangler II
Maximum Overdrive
Misery
Mist
Needful Things
Night Flier
Nightmares and Dreamscapes
Paranoid !
Pet Sematary/Pet Sematary II
Quicksilver Highway
Revelations of 'Becka Paulson !
Rose Madder
Rose Red
Riding The Bullet
Running Man
Secret Window
Salem's Lot/Return to Salem's Lot
Shawshank Redemption
Shining
Silver Bullet
Sleepwalkers
Sometimes They Come Back/Sometimes They Come BackAgain/Sometimes They Come Back 4More
Stand by Me
Stand
Storm of the Century
Strawberry Spring!
Stud City
Tales from the Darkside
Thinner
This Is Horror(From the Archives of Stephen King's World Of Horror)/This is Horror II
Tommyknockers
Trucks
Woman in the Room
World of Horror

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

He proposed in the dunes,



they were wed by the sea,



Their nine-day-long honeymoon
was on the isle of Capri.



For their supper they had one specatular dish-
a simmering stew of mollusks and fish.
And while he savored the broth,
her bride's heart made a wish.

That wish came true-she gave birth to a baby.
But was this little one human
Well, maybe.



Ten fingers, ten toes,
he had plumbing and sight.
He could hear, he could feel,
but normal?
Not quite.
This unnatural birth, this canker, this blight,
was the start and the end and the sum of their plight.



She railed at the doctor:
"He cannot be mine.
He smells of the ocean, of seaweed and brine."



"You should count yourself lucky, for only last week,
I treated a girl with three ears and a beak.
That your son is half oyster
you cannot blame me.
... have you ever considered, by chance,
a small home by the sea?"



Not knowing what to name him,
they just called him Sam,
or sometimes,
"that thing that looks like a clam"

Everyone wondered, but no one could tell,
When would young Oyster Boy come out of his shell?



When the Thompson quadruplets espied him one day,
they called him a bivalve and ran quickly away.

One spring afternoon,
Sam was left in the rain.
At the southwestern corner of Seaview and Main,
he watched the rain water as it swirled
down the drain.



His mom on the freeway
in the breakdown lane
was pouding the dashboard-
she couldn't contain
the ever-rising grief,
frustration,
and pain.



"Really, sweetheart," she said
"I don't mean to make fun,
but something smells fishy
and I think it's our son.
I don't like to say this, but it must be said,
you're blaming our son for your problems in bed."



He tried salves, he tried ointments
that turned everything red.
He tried potions and lotions
and tincture of lead.
He ached and he itched and he twitched and he bled.



The doctor diagnosed,
"I can't quite be sure,
but the cause of the problem may also be the cure.
They say oysters improve your sexual powers.
Perhaps eating your son
would help you do it for hours!"



He came on tiptoe,
he came on the sly,
sweat on his forehead,
and on his lips-a lie.
"Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry,
but do you dream of Heaven?
Have you ever wanted to die?



Sam blinked his eye twice.
but made no reply.
Dad fingered his knife and loosened his tie.



As he picked up his son,
Sam dripped on his coat.
With the shell to his lips,
Sam slipped down his throat.



They burried him quickly in the sand by the sea
-sighed a prayer, wept a tear-
and they were back home by three.

A cross of greay driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.



But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.

Broadcast Yourself

today's favorites

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MTV 95 bestkiss
MTV 95 comedic
WTH Im doing here
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Blake Edwards
Jim Morrison
MTV GENERATION AWARD2006
without a word
LateShow
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doomcryerpvp

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Worst Fight Scene Ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM Best fight scene of all time (:? happyend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY&feature=related Bollyshit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MJpDwJ8sEo Drunken Master http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Iic9EUqdA   Electric Dreams This is not the usual “boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl” story. No, this is a “boy meets girl, boy’s COMPUTER meets girl, boy and computer each fall in love with girl” story. www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

Easter Island Moas

A TRIP TO THE MOON(1902)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygGkBffo66k

THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY(1903)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc7wWOmEGGY

LBC (328945556 B.C.)
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NIGHTLIFE IN UK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgqEIp2YmtE


Clive Pringle

In each episode, Clive walks slowly through the city back home, which is located in a tower block of high-rise flats. He arrives home (sometimes months or even years) late and when questioned by his wife as to his whereabouts, his excuses swiftly collapse into the plots of well-known fiction. Examples include The Lord of the Rings, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dune, 24, a specified episode of The A-Team, the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty and the song "Hotel California" by the Eagles. When his long-suffering wife coolly points out his obvious plagiarism, Clive is forced to reveal his actual whereabouts. This usually involves something sexually degrading, such as bestiality or S&M, and, on one memorable occasion, "trying to fill a bath with my own cum".

Prior to being humiliated, his desperate catch-phrase is: "... and that, darling, is what really happened!" As the series progresses, his wife eventually reaches the point where she cuts him short in one episode (she is due to meet her friend Janice in five minutes), and in another she cuts him off as he is about to reveal a spoiler for the next episode of 24, which she hasn't seen yet. As soon as Clive arrives, she barks out: "Excuse?" Clive: "I got lost on the common!" "Theme?" "Scott's Polar Expedition 1910-1912!" "Reality?" "I was getting tag-fucked in a pub toilet." In the final Liar Clive skit, she has actually left him at last, and it is revealed that he is delivering his pathetic excuses to only himself in a mirror, meaning he can finally smile ironically and conclude; "I knew you would believe me!"

Liar Clive's skits are always prefaced by him walking home at night to the sound of "Lovely Head" by Goldfrapp.

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Ivan Dobsky

Ivan Dobsky is a supposed notorious criminal, known as "the Meat-Safe Murderer", held in custody in the high-security H.M. Prison Crowmarsh. Despite his repeated protests that he "never done it" and that his confession had been coerced by various methods of police torture and brutality, he was convicted for killing a typist at a meat-safe in 1974 by strangling her with a pair of ladies' pants. Dobsky bears more than a passing resemblance to the true case of wrongly-convicted Stefan Kiszko.

Dobsky has the mental age of a four year old child, speaks in a soft, flowing North East English accent, and generally gives the impression of being a completely harmless simpleton. However, the prison warders describe him as the most dangerous man in Western Europe, and keep him in strict confinement, restrained by methods very similar to those used for Hannibal Lecter in Jonathan Demme's film version of The Silence of the Lambs.

Early episodes depict him being pardoned and released when DNA evidence exonerating him comes to light. During his time in custody he has been oblivious to changes taking place in the world outside the prison walls, and thus when he attempts to rejoin society he appears as a throw-back to the 1970s. He joyfully rides out of jail on his space hopper (called "Mr Hoppy") only to find things have changed too much for him to understand. After deciding he'd rather remain in prison than to face the modern world, he ends up actually committing a murder in order to be reincarcerated.

Mr. Hoppy seems to have a mind and will of his own, carries on conversations with Dobsky, and often encourages him into violent action. The two characters are implied to represent different manifestations of a multiple personality disorder, in which Dobsky is an unwitting innocent and Mr. Hoppy a sociopathic monster. For the most part Dobsky is able successfully to remain in control, until the conclusion of the first series ends with his mind snapping and him dismembering the prison staff to construct a horrific space hopper made from bits of their bodies (on which he rides to freedom to the music of "Sunrise" by Pulp).

In the second series Ivan marries a prison visitor who then becomes the object of Mr. Hoppy's jealousy and is brutally murdered by him.

Many celebrities campaign to free Ivan from prison, including Brad Pitt (hired to play Ivan in a Hollywood movie), Billy Bragg, Manic Street Preachers, Bono and Nelson Mandela.

In the first episode of series three, Mr Drummond, the prison superintendent and Dobsky's chief caretaker, becomes enraged at factual inaccuracies pertaining to himself in the film version of Dobsky's life and joins Ivan and Mr Hoppy in a murderous rampage.

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Divorced dad (with Timmy)

Timmy usually lives with his mother and Roger, his mother's new boyfriend. Each week Timmy comes to visit his father but always just talks about what Roger has done for him. The dad doesn't feel that he can impress him and ends up committing suicide each episode, but as he goes off to kill himself, in truth Timmy is deeply fond of his Dad but this is revealed too late. Roger remains an unseen character until episode 4, when Timmy shows his father a photo of him - revealing that he looks like an older version of Timmy himself, complete with ginger hair. Realising the truth, Timmy's father decides not to kill himself but to be a good father to Timmy anyway. In the last episode featuring these characters (during series two), the divorced dad is enthusiastic about a forthcoming visit from Timmy because they have not seen each other since Timmy and his mother moved to a rough area several years previously, but on discovering that a now teenage Timmy has begun to dress, talk and act like a yob in order to fit in with the local kids, the father commits suicide for the final time out of sheer desperation. (This turns out to be Timmy just showing off, and in fact he longs to be how he used to be with his father -- alas, too late, as always.)

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Lord of the Flies

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Richard Melville Hall

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ползучая тварь

SOES - 10 Green. Bless Body (20%, effect 5).....10 Red. Focus (20%, effect 3)
Spirit's Staff - 10 Green.Mental Shield (50%, effect 4)

GO FUG YOURSELF

 

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Leonard Maltin's Animation Favorites From the National Film Board of Canada

1. "Begone Dull Care" (1949)
2. "Mindscape" (1976)
3. "The Log Driver's Waltz" (1979)
4. "The Cat Came Back" (1988)
5. "Getting Started" (1979)
6. "The Sweater" (1980)
7. "The Street" (1976)
8. "Pas de Deux" (1968)

9. "Anniversary" (1989) 

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The Incredible Adventures of Wallace and Gromit (1989-1995)

A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit 

Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers

Wallace and Gromit in A Close Shave            

 

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Shaun The Sheep - Shape Up With Shaun (2007)

  

Shaun the Sheep - Off the Baa (2008)

 

Creature Comforts America - The Complete Season One (2007)

 

DVDRip 1.91 GB

Episode 1: Animal Magnetism, Secrets & Lies, Pets at the Vets

Episode 2: Self Image, Winging It, Art

Episode 3: Winter, At the Zoo

Episode 4: Growing Up, Fears & Phobias

Episode 5: Communication, Feeding Time, Parrot Tongue Twister

Episode 6: Working, Birds, Love - Animal Style

Episode 7: Great Outdoors, Pet Peeves, Talent Show

Winnie the Pooh is dead

beaten and drowned. Tigger, Piglet and the gang are excited :(

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